Andy Samberg’s speech at Harvard Class Day 2012 (x)
In which baby!Peter is afraid of flying and the dads find out about his powers.
THIS MAKES NO SENSE, I’M SORRY I JUST...
Big man in a suit of armor.
naked
well this is awkward
I either AM Zaphod Beeblebrox, or I have access to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
I am now a TARDIS.
Safety pins power.
oh yeah. :3
Quidditch powers, fuck yeah
wife… beat… er… okay this is awkward
I am now one with Emily the Strange.
I have a fake ad for Samuel Colt’s Iron and Sundries-The Hunter’s Friend!
This is acceptable.
Sam Winchester.
Well then.
Hellls yeahh!!!
Actually there’s two Sam’s on it so does that mean double the power?
FTW! Mine has a bloody handprint and says ‘raise me from perdition’ - that make me an angel? XD
FUCK YEAH!
I now have the power of… grey.
Huh.
Lame.
((crest of the royal family of Hyrule t shirt)) …HOLY SHIT DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE THE POWER OF THE TRIFORCE OF WISDOM...
How come every time I see this I’m wearing my Discord T-shirt? Oh well, CHOCOLATE RAIN FOR EVERYPONY!
I CAN PISS JAGERMEISTER!
Grey atticus tee?
Back the fuck up, I’m in my ET shirt. Winning. Phoning home bitches.
I CAN DEFEND POP PUNK. Wait…everyone does that
In my pajama’s, tops got The Thing, Wolverine, Iron man, Silver Surfer, Captain America, The Hulk, Spiderman and Cyclops...
Topless. I can make people naked… Can’t say I’ll complain with that.
No shirt.. No powers then?
I have the power of nudity! Or boobs I guess. I only have bra on lolol. 8)
I have Megadeth powers. Oh shit.
The power to hug life? Cool
Death Note t-shirt…I HAVE A DEATH NOTE! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
“I am deeply and profoundly impressed with myself.” Am I Tony Stark? Am I…. Iron Man?
But what does it mean if I’m only wearing a bra?
I am the boston red sox.
Plaid? Flannel? ……I’M A LUUUMMBERJAAAACK
Mine has Mickey and Minnie Mouse… Monarch Delta, of course!
Supergirl, Wonder Woman,...Batgirl… I’m okay with
My shirt is covered with various instruments… I AM THE SYMPHONY MASTER MUAHAHA!
….I have the power to summon a stampede of Indian painted horses at will…. Sweeeeet!
I am The Flash! But I am also Pikachu! sweet
I’m a Heartless? Not sure if want. o_o
Shit, let’s be Lanterns.
AM THE PUMPKIN KING QUEEN KING
PARAMORE AWAYYYYYYY
i guess i have aeropostale powers. fight me.
I AM NYAN CAT!! !
OH MY GOD. YEEEEESSSS
penguin sporting sunglasses. Awesome?!
Black & White Striped… … … Awesome Mime Powers ACTIVATE. …
MEINCRAFT. I’m good at going on adventures, crafting things, surviving the night and Mining I guess~
Yo tengo una Nirvana. ¿Significa que